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Friday, January 30th, 2004
10:02 pm - Hey Peeps
have created a new account this one will be left as a dead until i decide to spam or bitch about people the new account is [info]kevix

current mood: thoughtful

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Monday, January 26th, 2004
6:42 pm - im a mormon
I'm a Heretic!



Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?


Take More of Robert & Tim's Quizzes
Watch Robert & Tim's Cartoons







Courtesy of Snellios

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9:48 am - Helloh
Time to talk about weekend as Mister Norval has left Classroom with Mrs Eton to go to the library *wink wink*.
On Saturday i woke up to the Sounjd of Drills outside the house drilling apart the ground as were getting new radiators and the colour of our bath water was mud. As we had Lead pipes that broke and mud was seeping in to our water supply so when someone told me i had a deeper coloured skin i ran away.
Its not funny!!!!!
Well at least its not Copper colour any more and we have clearer water then we ever had but the bad thing is that we have no heating they have taken away the radiators and are replacing them slowly.
I need Heat!!!!!
I am using Three blankets just to go to sleep

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Friday, January 23rd, 2004
9:02 pm - Howdy
YOu know those funny cards that you can get for birthdays that have funny messages on like " show me your tits " and the granny pulls up her skirt or those funny penguin cards. Well i was just going through the cards as i was waiting for mum to get out of WHSmith and i found one that says "here are all the shits you can get "squidgy, Lumpy, Soft, hard, smelly, large .etc .etc .etc (it went on to the inside of the card and it was one of those A4 ones. That card had the stupidest foulest humour i have ever scene would someone want for their birthday to get a Card like that (i can think of a few) but it was just such bad taste.

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Thursday, January 22nd, 2004
9:10 pm - Frenchness
Bleurfggghgh......
Well i have just had an extraordianry conversation with a french boy who ive known for ages. and he finally added me to his contact list. The conversatino may be posted at a later date.
Twas interesting. I have been in England soo long ive forgotten how to write french "i am a failure" Its not easy as so many people say it is you have to know which tense to write and the words change meaning and then there 3 sub languages that you have to try not too mix up which is difficult enough i.e "Verlan" which is the backwards language (this is french slang) then "la langue de feu" (fire language) i did not make these up so dont say >_<.
If you wana really survive childhood you need to undersatnd three of the sublanguages (over dramatization) i only know bits of "Verlan" so i leave you saying This
CAMEL TITS

current mood: cheerful
current music: Liberi-Fatali

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2004
10:02 pm
Amy made me talk to her Estonian friend Egert. Is flirting with someone who lives in another country Bad?
(i thought it was a girl)

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Monday, January 12th, 2004
8:10 pm - I get no wings
Yahhh i will tell you a story. I vill say this only vonce (but you may read it as many times as you like). Blasphemusfish let me a year ago have some of her drink which is called Red Bull as you may know i am not a religious man. Sects do not count!!!!! since then i have noticed a large amount of my time scouring for shops to find something that would make me feel like it but taste nicer. But as my search came up negative i said screw the taste i like the feeling it gives me!!!! i then proceeded to buy a pack of 36 Red bulls for a fiver (i bought it a Costco) and in 5 days have drank everyone the first noght my dad told me if i drank to many i would die from a Brain hemmorage which is true. You can! i know!!!!!
i then stay awake the shaking in a corner when i noticed that id survived the night without dying i continued my drinking spree!! i have gained a large memory span and remeber things thta will happen in 5 seconds from now. I will be writing "I will be writing" see it works im like that person who paints the future.
Well anyway anyone who does History i was thinking azbout it says if the parent allows we can go home on our own *wink wink* the *wink* is to everyone except for Jason, A.T and Salma
Sorry its nothing personal its just that well a betrayer for one a homophobe for another and well Salma your just Salma.

current mood: satisfied
current music: The Steward of Gondor

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Monday, January 5th, 2004
10:19 am - I.T
OMG i have to do the German Exam and have not even revised. Why cruel fate WHY!!!
I only found out this morning. Damn you brain why did you not remind me.
I will fail German!!!!!!
German!!!! failed...

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Tuesday, December 30th, 2003
9:26 pm - Canada
Hi peoples of England
have got access to Internet for short while and so have decided to tell you about everything here.
Canada is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOL!! The people that were at have a very funkeh Irish Wolfhound. It is massive its the Biggest of its Kind in the whole of Ontario.
Am trying to add pic of Doggy may not work.
Big picture Soz couldn't resize )
Am Ummmm.... well revising in a sort of way for the exams have looked at Maths and a bit of History as well as Science but other than reading for about 10 hrs in total i seem to be having to remember stuff that ive forgotten. The annoying part is thats its so easy but i cant remember.

Tell me whats going on in England as i am in CANADA so i dont know whats happening.

current mood: geeky

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Sunday, December 28th, 2003
11:43 am - POSTAGE
hi i havent psoted in ages and well wanted to say hi and everything. Im typing this just as we leave for CANADA. GO ME!!! Other than that asked Uncle for B- Day to get me Moulin Rouge DVD and For X-mas to get me Chicago DVD .whats he do he gets me Chicago MUSIC CD and forgets about my B- DAy

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Sunday, December 21st, 2003
1:44 am - Funkeh
Stole this from blasphemusfish as i just added her and thought i should say where i got it.


You are Windows 98.  You're a bit flaky, but well-liked.  You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you.  A great person to hang out with and play some games.
Which OS are You?


current mood: blah

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Friday, December 19th, 2003
7:05 pm - ROTK
Iv'e been trying to get, my brother, my dad and i to go see the movie (ROTK) but it seems that every available time i have they either busy or at work and the next available time to go see it with them would be sometime in February. which is really annoying as i wanna see it.
SO ive decided to go either tomorrow morning on my own or sunday as on Monday i have to go to a funeral

current mood: crappy

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12:46 am
Nearly 70 members to the Community [info]lotrgirls_daily
and its been open what a week thats not bad

Miranda, Cate )

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Tuesday, December 16th, 2003
7:28 pm - Sorry am in good mood have to spam
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6:50 pm
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Monday, December 15th, 2003
7:52 pm
Not happy have just written massive first post for Raysbar and have deleted it and it cant be recuperated.
Imm annoyed more than annoyed. i'm........
Pissed Off

current mood: pissed off
current music: Piss off

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Friday, December 12th, 2003
3:52 pm - Invite codes
OMG invite codes are now gone so no one else can have an LJ unless they sign upand get a paid account.
gone invite codes gone
Thats alot of people that'll never have an LJ.

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Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
5:23 pm - GoD
Im REALLY feeling down at the mo. I had a nanny once who used to come around and babysit me for over 3 years and she was about 87 this year and as both of my grandparents were abroad she was my sort of family.
She died today. Thought my mum was lying when she told me this but shes not. Having problems writing this as am leaking from my eyes. if im in a depressed mood well then just have a heart and just leave em if im in a bad mood.
Aswell as that a distant cousin had a baby around a year ago. it died on Monday and we just found out. Been a FCUKING hell of a day. My mum told the neighbour about the nanny as she knew her and the neighbour just said "so many people seem to be dying these days" She doesn't even care. What a B ITCH drunken cow.

current mood: crappy
current music: Anything

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
8:18 am - Pirate of the Carribean 2
You probably all already know that Pirates Of the Carribean 2 is starting filming in only January 2005. but i thought i should just say so. Aswell as that Frodo and all the hobbits got pissed out of their little minds and went urinating in a Fountain which hurt the producers heart.
Urinating Hobbits

current mood: cranky
current music: MEGASTAR

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Monday, December 8th, 2003
8:59 pm - Prejudice
whenever you hear about LOTR who do you think about?
Legolas
Frodo
Aragorn
Gandalf

(and some other ones)

But i never hear anything about Sam Gamgee (Sean Astin) and i feel this is prejudice.
So i have done some Research (kinda Research) an looked up Sean with pics and things.
Other whys he's only um *counts on fingers* thirteen in 1985 so hes ummmm....... 31 i think or has my calculator tricked me once again. *damn*
Hes an american *damn* Stupid Americans.
Was in Kiddies film called the GOONIES sort of pirate film with do-gooder kids annoying malicious evil parents who only wanna steal treasure.
But other whys will soon do a short one maybe about umm MErry cause hes a hobbit and hobbitts getted overlooked as they are so small. But Frodo noooooo hes the special one the pretty one he gets all the attention if Aragorn tries anything SAM will kill him!!!!


Read more... )

current mood: artistic
current music: R.E.M Everybody Hurts

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